Sunday, June 25, 2006

I'm S0 Tired of Picking Myself Up Off the Ground

15 Comments:

Blogger The Grunt said...

Well, I'll lend you a hand if you want.

7:24 PM  
Blogger Barry said...

So you gonna just stay down there? Get up!

8:56 PM  
Blogger Neal said...

Beats the alternative.

9:16 PM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

I agree with Neal. I've been there. The floor is real cold at first, but it slowly warms up. However, bugs start crawling in your ears, up your nose, and people wipe their feet on your back. I even had a dog pee on me. Freshly baked cookies did the trick for me. Hell, if I can't get up for those, chica, I might as well sit in a vat of dead bunnies and wait for the meat grinder to turn me into school lunch.

P.S. Remind me to tell you about a dream that I had.

10:51 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

No, really, I think I broke a couple of toes this time.

6:46 AM  
Blogger Anthony S. said...

Let me get a cast for those toes, dust you off, and get you back fumbling towards the exit.

I'm tired, too.

8:02 AM  
Blogger goldennib said...

I trip over my own bare feet. Can you get klutzier than that?

9:37 AM  
Blogger Teri said...

Yesterday, I tripped going up the step, while carrying groceries in front of the house, sent the groceries flying and skinned my knees.

Yeah, real graceful landing I made...

And heck, it gave the neighbors something to laugh at.

1:03 PM  
Blogger Logophile said...

have you considered crawling?

4:58 PM  
Anonymous sexylovepit's momma said...

Do you need me to come over and pet your hair? Love, Mom

6:36 PM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

Geez, your mom is cool Crystal.

10:55 PM  
Blogger Chief Scientist said...

Yeah, her mom IS cool. If I wrote something like that I'd be getting emails from her friends and stuff.

1:16 PM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

Well, I never!

4:33 PM  
Blogger Kieran said...

If you're tired, just lie there and have a little sleep. Then you'll feel right as rain and you'll be bounding around like a new spring lamb in no time. I promise.

5:22 AM  
Blogger jules said...

So just lie there for a while. As long as no one comes by and kicks you, you'll be fine.

7:08 AM  

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