I'm S0 Tired of Picking Myself Up Off the Ground
posted by Crystal at 7:08 PM
Sunday, June 25, 2006
"So take your diamond bland shaped tears, and maybe I'll see you in 20 years and I will always wear your ring, you know the one that turned my finger green." - At the Drive-In
15 Comments:
Well, I'll lend you a hand if you want.
So you gonna just stay down there? Get up!
Beats the alternative.
I agree with Neal. I've been there. The floor is real cold at first, but it slowly warms up. However, bugs start crawling in your ears, up your nose, and people wipe their feet on your back. I even had a dog pee on me. Freshly baked cookies did the trick for me. Hell, if I can't get up for those, chica, I might as well sit in a vat of dead bunnies and wait for the meat grinder to turn me into school lunch.
P.S. Remind me to tell you about a dream that I had.
No, really, I think I broke a couple of toes this time.
Let me get a cast for those toes, dust you off, and get you back fumbling towards the exit.
I'm tired, too.
I trip over my own bare feet. Can you get klutzier than that?
Yesterday, I tripped going up the step, while carrying groceries in front of the house, sent the groceries flying and skinned my knees.
Yeah, real graceful landing I made...
And heck, it gave the neighbors something to laugh at.
have you considered crawling?
Do you need me to come over and pet your hair? Love, Mom
Geez, your mom is cool Crystal.
Yeah, her mom IS cool. If I wrote something like that I'd be getting emails from her friends and stuff.
Well, I never!
If you're tired, just lie there and have a little sleep. Then you'll feel right as rain and you'll be bounding around like a new spring lamb in no time. I promise.
So just lie there for a while. As long as no one comes by and kicks you, you'll be fine.
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