Thursday, July 20, 2006

Note to Self

In the future, please do not ask your boss if he wants to be your daddy.

Sincerely,
Crystal

8 Comments:

Blogger Clearlykels said...

Probably a good note. I would file that away in your "ways to conduct oneself on a daily basis" folder.

11:48 AM  
Blogger gumbee said...

Now I want more details. :)

11:56 AM  
Blogger Kieran said...

Yep, I think she'd be offended.

2:44 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

So it went down like this.

I have been having these, ya know, DREAMS about him. The kind of dreams that make me blush when he enters my office. So he was telling me about his 9 year old and how he got a bunch of stuff for him and i says to him, i says, "Wow. Will you be my daddy?" but since I have a little Old Man Crush kicking, it came out all wuh-wuh-wuh style like I wanted him to be my daddy. I turned three shades of purple and did a pivot turn and left without even trying to fix it.

2:49 PM  
Blogger Celeste said...

Awesome.

3:11 PM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

I know that this is embarrasing for you chica, but don't fret. Your boss knows you well enough to get that you are a cool girl and a super intelligent chica. There's no way he is going to ruin a good thing--Super Chica, savior of the environment.

Boss sex dreams are just your way of giving them the old screw job;)

10:33 PM  
Blogger Scott said...

LOL That's all I can do.

Scott

7:15 AM  
Blogger Barry said...

Where's a good photo when you need one?

6:27 AM  

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