Note to Self
In the future, please do not ask your boss if he wants to be your daddy.
Sincerely,
Crystal
Sincerely,
Crystal
posted by Crystal at 10:18 AM
Thursday, July 20, 2006
"So take your diamond bland shaped tears, and maybe I'll see you in 20 years and I will always wear your ring, you know the one that turned my finger green." - At the Drive-In
posted by Crystal at 10:18 AM
6 Comments:
Probably a good note. I would file that away in your "ways to conduct oneself on a daily basis" folder.
Yep, I think she'd be offended.
So it went down like this.
I have been having these, ya know, DREAMS about him. The kind of dreams that make me blush when he enters my office. So he was telling me about his 9 year old and how he got a bunch of stuff for him and i says to him, i says, "Wow. Will you be my daddy?" but since I have a little Old Man Crush kicking, it came out all wuh-wuh-wuh style like I wanted him to be my daddy. I turned three shades of purple and did a pivot turn and left without even trying to fix it.
I know that this is embarrasing for you chica, but don't fret. Your boss knows you well enough to get that you are a cool girl and a super intelligent chica. There's no way he is going to ruin a good thing--Super Chica, savior of the environment.
Boss sex dreams are just your way of giving them the old screw job;)
LOL That's all I can do.
Scott
Where's a good photo when you need one?
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