Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Them is Some Tasty Britches Right There

Jeans are really important. Believe me, I know. I will shell out some bucks for jeans because they last forever and they go with everything.

When it comes to men....you know, I was going to post about this, but I don't feel like it. Just look.

Buy a pair of these.

Make sure they are long enough.

Wear.

The ladies will be lining up.

And I almost forgot! Put these on underneath! NOTHING is sexier.

11 Comments:

Blogger NiolK said...

I've noticed that all women seem to have a thing for men in jeans. What's the story?

You say you like jeans but when I go out in my dungarees poppas gettin no play! What up ladies? What the fuck up?

12:23 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

Niolk. Lee Jeans will not work with the ladies. No, sir.That's probably why. Or it could be that they are intimidated by your beauty.

12:27 PM  
Blogger Celeste said...

mmm. boxer briefs and a nice pair of jeans. a true aphrodisiac.

12:57 PM  
Blogger Clearlykels said...

boxer briefs are the only way to go.

1:09 PM  
Blogger tinyhands said...

When did you go through my closet? I don't remember you even coming over. While you're at it, post some pictures of my shirts and shoes.

I told you that you were into me.

6:38 PM  
Blogger Barry said...

OK, I totally getit now. Telling guys what to do (dating tips) telling guys what to wear - You just like telling guys what to do!!! Quite a bossy type aren't you?

8:45 PM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

501's. This is not rocket science people. Those are nice, Crystal. I just have the task of wearing jeans that will: A)get the girls lining up, and B)not have my fellow associates want to beat the shit outta me for wearing designer jeans.

Funny how my "you know whats" are exactly like that other item you pointed out.

Yes, I know I shouldn't be wasting time online right now. Take it as a good sign, chica. At least it was wasted here.

9:33 PM  
Blogger Scott said...

I actually have a pair of those jeans, I have boxer briefs, but not Polo. I prefer the CK or Diesel... comfy.

Scott

6:13 AM  
Blogger Kieran said...

Everyone knows that wearing jeans in a launderette guarentees you sex.


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6:49 AM  
Blogger Neal said...

I meet all of the minimum criteria, plus I go above and beyond by wearing three layers of long underwear as well.

4:25 PM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

Neal, you rock the Antartic! Oh yeah, long johns are the shiznit.

Crystal, will you be my personal fashion consultant? I'm dead serious, chica.

10:29 PM  

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