Oh Yes

I was reading this article today at lunch. The title immediately caught my eye because, out of all my friends, I am the one who gets to see strangers’ testicles, gets propositioned by an old man to take part in an “independent film I wrote about a young submissive woman (that’s you, kiddo wink wink) who is dominated by a much older, aggressive man”, and receives letters asking me for random favors – like to move to Ireland so this photographer (I waited on him one day) could take pictures of me and have sex with me.

I have been randomly licked on more occasions than I care to admit.

These episodes have decreased significantly since I stopped waiting tables, but every now and then the freak gods will throw down a doozy for me to deal with. Hopefully they have grown tired of showing me shiny nubby penises and will throw down some good freak who decides to unload all of his fortunes on me and then move to vegas.

That’d sure be nice.