Excuses, Excuses
A guy from work asked me to go to the Shakira concert with him tonight. I don’t want to tell this guy that I am seeing someone because I don’t want to presume that he is asking me out in a romantic way.
I called Stephanie and she gave me a list of excuses that I could use:
1. I cannot miss mud wrestling again this week.
2. I am becoming a Jewish Rabbi.
3. I am giving birth to a baby boy around 7.
4. I have to harvest my corn.
5. I’m having dinner with my grandmother and she might die soon. You know how old people are.
6. I am baptizing my cat.
7. I am booked! I have Bible Study at 7 and the orgy starts at 9.
8. I have to feed the rats.
9. I have gonorrheaherpasyphilaids.
Now I have all your excuses Steph. You can never sell me out again!
I called Stephanie and she gave me a list of excuses that I could use:
1. I cannot miss mud wrestling again this week.
2. I am becoming a Jewish Rabbi.
3. I am giving birth to a baby boy around 7.
4. I have to harvest my corn.
5. I’m having dinner with my grandmother and she might die soon. You know how old people are.
6. I am baptizing my cat.
7. I am booked! I have Bible Study at 7 and the orgy starts at 9.
8. I have to feed the rats.
9. I have gonorrheaherpasyphilaids.
Now I have all your excuses Steph. You can never sell me out again!
8 Comments:
I think number nine is a good name for a band.
ha ha ha--here are a few more
1- I have to go to confession. I was pretty busy last week.
2- My roommates hampster is missing and my cat looks very suspicious. I have to go to the pet store tonight.
Just tell him that you thinks hips do in fact lie.
whatever happened to "I'm washing my hair"??
How about I have to give birth to a Jewish cat while mud wrestling and then feed corn to my rat?
I like it.
Usually girls simply tell me that they have plans with their boyfriend that night. Then I see them logged onto match.com during what would be our date...
Just say that you and Shakira had a punch-up over a guy last year, the lawsuit is still on-going and you're not allowed within a mile of each other.
How about: Shakira? Did you leave your balls in your other pants?
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