Sneezing Sucks
I just know I am going to pop a stitch and lose an eyeball.
posted by Crystal at 10:27 PM
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
"So take your diamond bland shaped tears, and maybe I'll see you in 20 years and I will always wear your ring, you know the one that turned my finger green." - At the Drive-In
posted by Crystal at 10:27 PM
11 Comments:
I'd pay a dollar to see that.
Oh wait ... there are more posts that I missed. Oh. Surgery, vanity, blah,blah,blah.
Get to the eyeballs popping out. I just watched "The Terminator" and he took his out with an X-acto knife. You can do it with a sneeze. That is way cooler.
tape your nose closed!!! :D
glad to see you're doing ok and healing nicely, noodle!
/vera
verification word: sarblie
ooh make sure you get that on film :)
I would suggest duct tape, but maybe you could get a pirate's eye patch to put on the most wobbly-feeling eyeball. And just think, you'll already have your costume for Halloween. You might want to get a wooden leg too, just in case you sneeze hard enough that one of your legs falls off. Love, Mom P.S. If you get a talking parrot, we can teach it to say, "Dog in the house that doesn't belong!"
Yikes! I hope you're all healed up soon. Looks painful!
oh wow...never considered the sneezing aspect. There's danger all around!! Don't look at the sun, keep away from pepper, and I'm keeping my fingers crossed. Be careful!!
Why are you judging sneezing?
Don't forget having a meltdown cuz some freakin IDIOT flicked water at you without thinking. REALLY - SOME PEOPLE!!
I'm Really Really sorry :-(
hahaha! I've always thought about what the heck I'd do if my eye popped out. Seriously now, think about what you would do in that situation...
Just hold your hands over your eyes, extra points if you have greasy fingers at the time.
I think this needs mentioning just one more time: Chica, you have a super cool mom. Did you hear that? Damn straight!
Post a Comment
<< Home