Monday, November 20, 2006

Seriously folks?

There are several people who have accessed this particular site by googling "fupas" - various types of fupas - marketing fupas, date fupas, dinner party fupas... I am pretty sure these folks meant to type "faux pas" as I cannot imagine there being such a variety of fupas.

By far, however, the search that brings in the most traffic is for "Gential Warts". I wrote about this once here. I am strongly suggesting you DO NOT CLICK ON THE GENITAL WARTS LINK. You will be sorry. I am sorry for posting it, but I figure if I come across something so incredibly disgusting, I would share it with my lovely, dirty peeps. Use condoms, friends, use condoms.

Other searches that have brought visitors:
1. Big bootys
2. Gwertztraminer
3. Neuticals (fake dog balls)
4. In my liver
5. Big Buubs

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Variety is a good thing. I didn't click on the warts. It's too early in the morning.

3:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

after clicking the fupas link and almost losing my breakfast i took your advise and i decided not to click the genital wart link. although i probably will cave and go back to it later... so, dare i ask, wtf is a Gwertztraminer?

6:05 AM  
Blogger Crystal said...

nib - it is never a good time of day to click on the warts. unless you want to go on a diet and be celebate.

sarahreznor - yeah, you should definitely stay away from the warts. Gwertztraminer is a type of wine. That the guy at Spec's told me was sweet. But it did NOT taste like koolaid.

8:00 AM  
Blogger Scott said...

Interesting variety... love the Gwertztraminer... my wine of choice actually.

Scott

11:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I had a blog, I was found by people searching for "sisterly love." I bet they were seriously disappointed.

- Stalkerrific Beth

7:25 AM  

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