Spending Cheese
This morning, I am completely uninterested in anything pertaining to work. I have been weighing my options. Sometimes it helps to get your thoughts out in writing. So I sat down and got out a piece of grid paper (it makes me feel smarter) and wrote down all my aspirations.
I have decided that I’d like to become a pimp. First thing, I would have to buy a hat. Then all I have to do is get some girls with questionable morals (lucky for me, most of my friends have questionable morals). Then I have to find some guys to do it (lucky for me, most of the guys I know like to do it). Then I will stand on the corner heating a car antenna with my lighter and collect.
Why didn’t I think of this sooner??
I have decided that I’d like to become a pimp. First thing, I would have to buy a hat. Then all I have to do is get some girls with questionable morals (lucky for me, most of my friends have questionable morals). Then I have to find some guys to do it (lucky for me, most of the guys I know like to do it). Then I will stand on the corner heating a car antenna with my lighter and collect.
Why didn’t I think of this sooner??
posted by Crystal at 7:40 AM
8 Comments:
be careful, once you start thinking about chicken sexers, you start blogging about how you're not a chicken sexer, and then you get made fun of for talking about chicken sexers all the time.
or so i've heard...
ooh i'm with you! i've been thinking about renting out an old friend of mine who just got back in town.
and i could really use a nice new hat. then i'd get to put a whole new set of togs on expenses.
and keep the ladies happy too. win win all the way.
Sounds like a fantastic plan. Count me in. ;-)
I know a couple of Bamonas that would be more than willing to work for you.
Do you have a purple Cady?
You left "Bake Cash a pie" off that list.
Wear the shirt I like.
Well, wear any shirt.
Being a pimp is not as glamorous as it sounds, trust me. Now, being a meter maid, that is hot!
Oh, that is a fabulous idea. I think you should get a cane too-- no, pimp outfit is complete without a cane.
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