Poke out your eye with a microwave french fry…
I hung out with my boy last night. He bought a gingerbread-house kit that we can build together. Awww. Quit throwing up in your mouth. It was very sweet in a non-sickening way. He’s going out of town this week. I am going to miss him.
I told him about my blog last night. I have been hiding that because I am afraid he will react the way I react when I find out the guy I have been seeing spends every weekend playing D&D and shopping for Star Trek unitards. Have I mentioned that he has absolutely no idea what a goofy bitch I am? I try to keep it under wraps because I don’t want to scare him off. It’s time, though. My strategy for broaching the subject was very clever. I will make him think I have a pornographic website! That way, whatever he happens to see will be a relief. Plus, it affords me the opportunity to fuck with him and one of my favorite things to do is make people uncomfortable. It backfired, as always…
Me: I have this website.
He: Sweet! Is it pornographic?! Can I see?!
So instead of my blog being a relief, it will actually be a disappointment to him.
I did not give him the address when he asked for it. I am not insane or stupid.
I told him about my blog last night. I have been hiding that because I am afraid he will react the way I react when I find out the guy I have been seeing spends every weekend playing D&D and shopping for Star Trek unitards. Have I mentioned that he has absolutely no idea what a goofy bitch I am? I try to keep it under wraps because I don’t want to scare him off. It’s time, though. My strategy for broaching the subject was very clever. I will make him think I have a pornographic website! That way, whatever he happens to see will be a relief. Plus, it affords me the opportunity to fuck with him and one of my favorite things to do is make people uncomfortable. It backfired, as always…
Me: I have this website.
He: Sweet! Is it pornographic?! Can I see?!
So instead of my blog being a relief, it will actually be a disappointment to him.
I did not give him the address when he asked for it. I am not insane or stupid.
posted by Crystal at 8:18 AM
8 Comments:
You should have showd him your ketchup video.
i actually thought about it. i am torn. i don't know what happens to me. i don't mind sharing that video with my friends, but when it comes to him i get all nervous. should i do it?
Wow! This is huge! He actually spoke to you. Granted it was only one sentence, but baby steps...
hey, i'm 100% blunt to everyone about my 3 sites... i mean, one is my stoopid ramblings, one has my art i'm restoring and nekkid drawings i've done, (giggle) and the other is voting for stoopid fuzzie animalz once a week...
i mean, people need to accept you for who you are, what you do, and what OUTLETS work for you.
i'm a stressed out mofo the majority of the time, and most don't get to see the real me. my sites show people that...
whether it's video, drawings, poetry, what-ev-ah... be yourself
your real friends and potential loved one will be there for you once the "film is over" or the dust settles.
hugs,
B
I think the comments by the "Wolf Pack" would be what would send a boyfriend over the edge. Is he protective, Chica?
biff - haha very funny jackass. :P
bronx - i agree with you 100%. however, i do think it's important not to embarrass my family or lose my job. which both are a far stretch, but you never know!
grunt - i have no idea. we've never crossed a bridge where we've had to deal with that. but he's pretty cool. i can't see him getting jealous.
humble beginnings - don't tell God about the ketchup ok?
I think you might want to be careful because of work and your family, but a boyfriend shouldn't object to your ketchup video. It's actually cute.
You've got a porn site and you're holding out on me?!
That's just rude.
I'm sure you wrote other stuff, but all I remember is something about a porn site and gingerbread. Mmmmmmmm.
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