Friday, December 01, 2006

Question for Humble Beginnings

Ok, so you, like, know God personally and stuff right?

So when he is making us up there in heaven, does he make us choose between a penis and emotions? Because I think I went and made the wrong decision.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't you know you choose your own incarnation? So, bascially, you have no one to blame but yourself; D

10:29 AM  
Blogger The Mop said...

sorry, penis and emontions

11:35 AM  
Blogger Crystal said...

nib - i know. now i am trying to grow one and it isn't working. meh.

MOP - how did you get both?! did you sneak in both lines when God specifically said for you to get in one or the other?!

11:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do you say this?

12:37 PM  
Anonymous moderator said...

I chose wrong also. I would love to have a vagina instead. With one of what you have, I could get as many of what I have as I wanted.

That's a lot of "I" but you get my point.

12:47 PM  
Blogger Kieran said...

Why, do you have a penis?

Penises are quite emotional. Very prone to mood swings actually. Sometimes they're up, often they're quite down.

12:55 PM  
Blogger Humble Beginnings said...

I feel special

Interesting question. You realize you ask this to the guy who said "I'd hit it" how many months back... and then you propose marriage to me in your last blog... it's tempting!!!

Men have just as many feelings and emotions as women. The problem is society states (like an unofficial rule.. like men don't talk in a public washroom..) .. where was i

oh. society states that men aren't allowed to show emotion because it seen as weak. The only two acceptable emotions men can show are
1) anger and 2) happiness

A man cannot be afraid, sad, or anything else because other men will interpret this as weakness and then exploit it (or so we think)

Because of this men tend to surpress many emotions in general and cannot find the right words to describe their feelings and usually end up being angry because its acceptable.

An example is when I was a chaplain in a trauma hospital, men would become angry at the death of a loved one or show no emotion or be rational while women were allowed to cry.

I could go on for a long time.. but I won't. For those who read you can believe or not believe, it won't hurt my feelings ;-) (bad pun)

12:56 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

I often get emotional about my penis. I just love it so much.

4:23 PM  
Anonymous God's Stable Boy said...

Well, while I was mucking out his unicorn stables I overheard him saying once that it is okay to have a little penis envy, because he spent a lot of time in his workshop developing and testing it. He is very proud of this creation.

On the other hand, he just threw emotions together haphazardly, so they tend to be a bit more messed up.

7:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow - and here I thought we didn't get to choose...wonder where I went wrong

1:43 AM  

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