Question for Humble Beginnings
Ok, so you, like, know God personally and stuff right?
So when he is making us up there in heaven, does he make us choose between a penis and emotions? Because I think I went and made the wrong decision.
So when he is making us up there in heaven, does he make us choose between a penis and emotions? Because I think I went and made the wrong decision.
posted by Crystal at 9:53 AM
7 Comments:
Didn't you know you choose your own incarnation? So, bascially, you have no one to blame but yourself; D
nib - i know. now i am trying to grow one and it isn't working. meh.
MOP - how did you get both?! did you sneak in both lines when God specifically said for you to get in one or the other?!
Why do you say this?
I chose wrong also. I would love to have a vagina instead. With one of what you have, I could get as many of what I have as I wanted.
That's a lot of "I" but you get my point.
Why, do you have a penis?
Penises are quite emotional. Very prone to mood swings actually. Sometimes they're up, often they're quite down.
Well, while I was mucking out his unicorn stables I overheard him saying once that it is okay to have a little penis envy, because he spent a lot of time in his workshop developing and testing it. He is very proud of this creation.
On the other hand, he just threw emotions together haphazardly, so they tend to be a bit more messed up.
Wow - and here I thought we didn't get to choose...wonder where I went wrong
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