"So take your diamond bland shaped tears, and maybe I'll see you in 20 years and I will always wear your ring, you know the one that turned my finger green." - At the Drive-In
That is hilarious! Maybe Judy can come to my house once a week and do some cleaning. I never thought of training a monkey---that's gotta be cheaper than a housecleaning service. I think it's something to look into!
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That is hilarious! Maybe Judy can come to my house once a week and do some cleaning. I never thought of training a monkey---that's gotta be cheaper than a housecleaning service. I think it's something to look into!
What a freakin' great idea. Get a pet who doubles as your housekeeper.
One of my favorite things to do is to pass out on top of the fridge with a loaf of raisin bread. Judy's just "aping" me.
Nice blog, btw.
You know what? I love this blog.
Like every other person who reads that story, I now want a cleaner monkey.
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