un, deux, trois, quatre
Un. Happy New Year! I hope you ate your GD black-eyed peas or else your 2007 is going to suck and don't whine about it to me because it is your own damn fault. I ate my peas, playa. Mama don't fuck around when it comes to tradition and superstition and especially traditional supersition.
Deaux. I eat pickles from the inside out.
Trois. Thanks to everyone for giving me advice. Please don't kick my ass for not taking it. :D and while I considered the ballpounding, I decided I don't want to screw up anything for myself. What if I want to wash dishes later? What if I can't because he is laying on the floor crying like a baby and not responding to my repeated "sack up little girl!"s?
Quatre. I am moving to a new place! It is rad.
Deaux. I eat pickles from the inside out.
Trois. Thanks to everyone for giving me advice. Please don't kick my ass for not taking it. :D and while I considered the ballpounding, I decided I don't want to screw up anything for myself. What if I want to wash dishes later? What if I can't because he is laying on the floor crying like a baby and not responding to my repeated "sack up little girl!"s?
Quatre. I am moving to a new place! It is rad.
posted by Crystal at 12:56 PM
12 Comments:
Your new place is the bomb, baby!! And good luck with #Trois. Keep us posted.
Fear of being alone, is no reason to put up with bullshit.
*cough*wuss*cough*
I'll blame an allergic reaction to those damn peas for making your head loopy.
And if it's just about the "dishes", baby I'll be your "buddy". Hell, you've already got my picture taped to your cigar box.
...whatever that means.
I hope you have a wonderful new year!!
The best to you!!
Apparently you are moving into the Pier One break room. Congrats.
awesome new place!
your new pad is simply gorgeous. congratulations.
question tho:
you mention another blog. dating one?
your profile has this one and yer Pic one...
sooo, i ask you, "what am i missing?"
can you share that one (other site)
B
jay are - i will definitely keep you posted. i couldn't not keep updating.
jerk - heck, i don't mind being alone. i usually do it better myself anyway.
cash - very perceptive. i will have a ceiling in my actual place.
kylee - same to you!!!
chris - know where i can get a vending machine?
sarah - wanna come have break with me?
bronx - i will hook you up, yo.
jerk - i have a great chinflap too. don't hate.
I thought you were just moving into a new office. This is cool.
Jerk 2.0, I can hook you up with some prime Asian tail. If you need a reference, ask the Chief Scientist.
Thanks Grunt, but asian women scare me.
I blame all those kung-fu movies I watched as a kid.
Cinq: you will let your fans know when you post new movies. :-)
Happy new year!
(chinflap??)
the grunt - first off, i will email you soon with the details on my new office. secondly, please do not use my blog as a vehicle for prostituting young asian women. i don't roll that way, yo.
jerk - atta boy. don't be tempted. keep those morals intact!
rrramone - o course. it will probably be awhile though. i am busy as heck lately!
Black-eyed peas? Isn't that a group on MTV. In the land of Yankees, we eat pork and sauerkraut, missy!
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