Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Valentine's Day

Ok, it be VD. I have to think of something to do for this boy. Denise says I should send him on a scavenger hunt.

Any other suggestions?

Or should I just not do anything? Does it fag boys out to have a girl do this stuff?

Update: I just went back and read old posts and decided not to do anything special. So if you have anything in mind that does not involve a lot of effort or $300, let me know.

8 Comments:

Blogger Jay said...

I think the scavenger hunt is a bit much, although I can't argue with setting him up to do you.

Go for the Wii.

Seriously.

1:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

buy him a carbon-monoxide detector...
:)))
/vera

1:23 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

vera - LMAO

1:24 PM  
Blogger Jaime said...

We don't do anything special for Valentine's. Cards, dinner, and sex 'bout wraps it up!

1:51 PM  
Blogger biffm said...

You won't do anything? Does that mean I can get away without doing anything? Something tells me that I'd be single in a hurry if I didn't do something!

2:57 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

jaime - that sounds like a plan minus the cards. we don't talk about our feelings. ekki was saying her man friend has a button that says "No Talking, Only Fucking". i will purchase one of those in leiu of the cards.

biffm - it is a lot easier to get away with if you have a vagina. i say that i don't want to do anything, but if he didn't acknowledge Valentine's Day, he would probably get in trouble. i am weird like that.

3:12 PM  
Blogger Ruthie said...

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5:15 PM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

Surprise him with the gift of analingus. Now that's dedication.

Naw, give him a jig of some sort and don't tell him what it is. If he can't figure out what it is for then you must have him go on a "fishing" trip with your father for some re-educating.

12:10 AM  

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