Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Valentine's Day

Ok, it be VD. I have to think of something to do for this boy. Denise says I should send him on a scavenger hunt.

Any other suggestions?

Or should I just not do anything? Does it fag boys out to have a girl do this stuff?

Update: I just went back and read old posts and decided not to do anything special. So if you have anything in mind that does not involve a lot of effort or $300, let me know.

10 Comments:

Blogger blog Portland said...

I think the scavenger hunt is a bit much, although I can't argue with setting him up to do you.

Go for the Wii.

Seriously.

1:08 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

portland - damn, i was going to get him to pick up my dry cleaning while he was at it. why do you always have to ruin everything, j?

no wii. too expensive.

maybe just a steak and a blowjob.

seriously.

1:15 PM  
Anonymous vera said...

buy him a carbon-monoxide detector...
:)))
/vera

1:23 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

vera - LMAO

1:24 PM  
Blogger jaime said...

We don't do anything special for Valentine's. Cards, dinner, and sex 'bout wraps it up!

1:51 PM  
Blogger biffm said...

You won't do anything? Does that mean I can get away without doing anything? Something tells me that I'd be single in a hurry if I didn't do something!

2:57 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

jaime - that sounds like a plan minus the cards. we don't talk about our feelings. ekki was saying her man friend has a button that says "No Talking, Only Fucking". i will purchase one of those in leiu of the cards.

biffm - it is a lot easier to get away with if you have a vagina. i say that i don't want to do anything, but if he didn't acknowledge Valentine's Day, he would probably get in trouble. i am weird like that.

3:12 PM  
Blogger ekki said...

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5:15 PM  
Blogger jules said...

You can never go wrong with a blowjob. And it doesn't cost you a damned thing.

8:46 PM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

Surprise him with the gift of analingus. Now that's dedication.

Naw, give him a jig of some sort and don't tell him what it is. If he can't figure out what it is for then you must have him go on a "fishing" trip with your father for some re-educating.

12:10 AM  

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