Weeeeeee!
It is Friday! :D
Thank God.
1. I have battled myself about giving details regarding my boyfriend on this here blog. I guess I feel like if I say too many good things, I will look like an idiot when he leaves me for his assistant. I have decided to suck it up and write more and then if he does screw me over, I will employ some of you to rub his balls on a cheese grater. :) Fun, no?
I am going away for the weekend to visit his family. I haven't met them yet. He wants me to stay in the car when we get there so he can pretend to his family that I am invisible. Apparently they do not believe I actually exist. Who can blame them since I have declined all previous invitations to actually meet them. Do rhetorical questions require question marks? I am thinking of wearing some daisy dukes and asking repeatedly for lollipops.
2. I wasn't going to blog about this, but I am such a news whore I can't help myself. Anna Nicole Smith! Holy shit. And that's all I have to say about that.
3. I hope you all have a wonderful weekend. Sit around in your underwear and eat gobs of cheese for me.
Thank God.
1. I have battled myself about giving details regarding my boyfriend on this here blog. I guess I feel like if I say too many good things, I will look like an idiot when he leaves me for his assistant. I have decided to suck it up and write more and then if he does screw me over, I will employ some of you to rub his balls on a cheese grater. :) Fun, no?
I am going away for the weekend to visit his family. I haven't met them yet. He wants me to stay in the car when we get there so he can pretend to his family that I am invisible. Apparently they do not believe I actually exist. Who can blame them since I have declined all previous invitations to actually meet them. Do rhetorical questions require question marks? I am thinking of wearing some daisy dukes and asking repeatedly for lollipops.
2. I wasn't going to blog about this, but I am such a news whore I can't help myself. Anna Nicole Smith! Holy shit. And that's all I have to say about that.
3. I hope you all have a wonderful weekend. Sit around in your underwear and eat gobs of cheese for me.
posted by Crystal at 9:57 AM
12 Comments:
When you are there...F#%*'ing swear...A LOT!
thanks for your comment...
you crack me the hell up, always... and damn, i could use that today.
hugs!
enjoy yer weekend
B
A great weekend to you to :-D
ugh! I already ate too much cheese!
OK - does it mean anything when the 'word verification' is fckbum?
Have a good weekend; we'll put his manhood to the cheese grater, if necessary.
Hope your weekend exceeds all expectations---in a good way!!! Looking forward to reading all about it. Have fun!
I usually don't put question marks at the end of rhetorical questions so that people don't feel compelled to try answering them. Like I just did. For your rhetorical question. That had a question mark at the end. I'll shut up now.
Laying around in my underwear: check!
Eating gobs of cheese: Looking for some right now.
So, when are you two kids going to have your parents meet each other, ala "Meet the Fockers"?
Did you manage to stay invisible? I'm thinking, "Not."
How'd it go?
it was really good. his family is nothing short of awesome.
i ran into a big plant and got tangled in it.
i also fell down the stairs.
i am glad that grace is not a requirement to date their son.
Screw that invisible stuff. As far as boy troubles are concerned, institute a 3-strikes-you're-out rule. There are greener pastures...
;)
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