If you plan to throw up, do not eat a whole plate of nachos.
It isn't fun.
Also, it is important when you light your gas fireplace to open the chimney instead of close it.
The lack of oxygen might make you throw up.
Or maybe it was the 16 beers.
It isn't fun.
Also, it is important when you light your gas fireplace to open the chimney instead of close it.
The lack of oxygen might make you throw up.
Or maybe it was the 16 beers.
posted by Crystal at 2:38 PM
9 Comments:
16 beers on a Monday? I'm missing something in my life.
At least you weren't on a boat out in rough seas while your precious Jake and Justin were looking at you vomit violently. That happened to me and now I don't get invited to their Oscar parties anymore.
Throwing up is the worst. Boy do I have a story about that-- but it ends with having strep throat...so it is not that good of a story. Don't eat nachos and puke. Good rule.
16 beers- and a gas fireplace with a closed vent is not good-
Glad you survived it :)
Now for something you won't believe- but it's true- so I'll tell you anyway.
My 11 yr old asked me today, "Is it hard to drive a car?"
I expained that it wasn't- but that it required all of a person's attention...no talking on the phone, or laughing with your friends...or the music too loud- for the first few years of learning to drive.
And then I quoted something (cause a blogger said it last summer and it made a big imression on me)
I said, "Driving is a Privilege- not a Right".
I forgot exactly who had said it- until I saw your blog today...
it was YOU :)
Well said- and I've quoted that more than once in the past year-
(the post was RANT- May 30th)
I hope you chewed those nachos really well
What do you recommend we eat if we plan to throw up?
I can certainly not-recommend peanuts. They get up your nose during expulsion.
when i was eleven i ate a whole hawaiian pizza and then threw it up later. now warm pineapple makes me want to hurl.
hey, what if we started a diet program where you eat all the most fattening stuff you currently can't resist, then stick your finger down your throat? we could be millionaires.
not speaking of which, my three favorite phrases for puking are:
1) blow your groceries
2) planting beets
3) whistling meat
you're welcome.
The scene: camping trip, inside tent, Lake Texanna, 20+ years ago. The lantern had just been turned off.
Crystal: It's dark in here.
Mom: It's time to go to sleep.
Crystal: It's very dark in here.
Mom: Close your eyes and you won't see the dark (hey, it seemed logical at the time).
Crystal: I don't feel very good.
Mom thinks (oh, no!)
Dad: You just don't want to go to sleep!
Crystal: I feel sick.
Dad: You're not sick. Go to sleep!
Crystal: I think I'm going to throw up.
Mom thinks (Oh, No!!)
Dad: You're NOT going to throw....
Crystal: blehhhhhh.......
Don't get the shrimp Udon at Narita airport before an international flight.
That's my #1 rule.
Well, now.
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