What a wonderful week!!
Unfortunately, I am all funned out and so I have nothing clever to say. However, here are a few quotes from the weekend:
"I had a really bad day. This homeless lady at the bus stop threw up on me so I moved to another seat and then a bird shit on my head and I was so pissed that I rode home the entire way with the birdshit dripping out of my hair. I didn't even remove it."
"Where did you get that tire iron?"
"It was in Clay's belly button"
"So the guy was f-cking my knees and I was all, you're wearing a rubber??"
Updated over there.
"I had a really bad day. This homeless lady at the bus stop threw up on me so I moved to another seat and then a bird shit on my head and I was so pissed that I rode home the entire way with the birdshit dripping out of my hair. I didn't even remove it."
"Where did you get that tire iron?"
"It was in Clay's belly button"
"So the guy was f-cking my knees and I was all, you're wearing a rubber??"
Updated over there.
posted by Crystal at 11:53 AM
5 Comments:
Hey Crystal-lite. Give me a call sometime this weekend.
PICK A SITE AND STICK TO IT. What is this 'updated over there' nonsense? I have THIS one bookmarked and I am not looking through all your old love letters to me to find the other one.
To stick with the theme of comments totally unrelated to this post: I was bored enough today to try walking outside with my mouth open and my teeth didn't freeze. Your friend was wrong.
Birdshit always appears on your person when you're having a bad day already - it's clever like that.
Can a person blow their knees out from having someone bang them in such manner?
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