you are my sweetest downfall
1. I am an emotional bulimic. I hold out for so long only to give in and throw up horrible feelings all over the place and worry about clean up later. That’s why I erased my previous post. Thank you for the comments. Anyway, the tumor that the doctors previously thought was the size of a ping pong ball is actually the size of an orange and most likely cancerous. He’s going for biopsy today. Fingers crossed.
2. I also like to throw money at myself when I'm down. A gift? For me? Yes, because you are awesome. No! Really! You shouldn't have! Oh, yes, you are totally worth it. I thought of you when I saw these. Thank you so much! I think of me too! All the time! Great ass, by the way. Thanks! You are full of compliments. Are you trying to get in my pants? Of course. Well, it's working!
3. I finally got to meet my best friend’s dad a few weeks ago. He owns a sump pump business up in North Dakota. If you are not aware of all things poo-related, he drives a truck around and sucks the doodoofeces off of farms and out of septic systems. This is his truck:
2. I also like to throw money at myself when I'm down. A gift? For me? Yes, because you are awesome. No! Really! You shouldn't have! Oh, yes, you are totally worth it. I thought of you when I saw these. Thank you so much! I think of me too! All the time! Great ass, by the way. Thanks! You are full of compliments. Are you trying to get in my pants? Of course. Well, it's working!
3. I finally got to meet my best friend’s dad a few weeks ago. He owns a sump pump business up in North Dakota. If you are not aware of all things poo-related, he drives a truck around and sucks the doodoofeces off of farms and out of septic systems. This is his truck:
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that is the coolest truck/van/car ever. lol.
one word...
*shudder*
My thoughts and prayers are with you and your Father.
I hope that the biopsy comes back favorable. I know how scary this stuff is.
Ok, the guy seems really fun-loving, but you just know there's a Foxworthy "you might be a redneck if.." joke in there somewhere.
I'm thinking of you, and laughing at that truck. Oh, and I thoroughly believe in retail therapy.
Cute shoes. I missed the deleted post I guess, I'm sorry for what you're going through, let me know if you want to hang out & vent.
Is that Stephs dad? HILARIOUS!!! He must be so fun!
jamie - yep! that is steph's dad. he's awesome.
...a pair of dull scissors in the yellow light...
I'm about to go throw some money at myself in Victoria's Secret, to make myself feel better.
Looks like I'm not the only one who's in love with Regina Spektor.
I don't believe you about that guy. I have seen that picture of the side of the truck in a forwarded email. Steph's dad is a celebrity?
feather and pants - you guys have great taste in music! and victoria secrets is always off my retail therapy list because seeing how big my ass is really just makes me sick to my stomach.
ekki - that's him. i've met him and everything so i know that is him. maybe someone else did the same thing? i dunno. i miss you.
It's not cancer. When they do the bibopsy, I bet they find teeth and a tiny spinal column in there, his twin.
Those pics of Steph's dad explain SO much.
Came here from Grunty's blog after reading ur comment abt me :):) I left a comment for ya there.
LOL @last pic!
Keshi.
LOL! I love playing blogger comment box tennis:):)
I suppose he always wears red then?
OMG... that is the coolest truck EVER with the coolest slogan EVER. Is he single? I'm only asking because it's VD and I don't have a date. Hook me up! ;)
That last picture makes me have to go to the bathroom.
I like the side view. I hope his side view wears pants more often.
That picture makes me want to move to North Dakota.
Sending positive thoughts to you and your dad.
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