Thursday, October 16, 2008

HAHA!! Steph has to do it with Donnie!! Grode.

The New Kids on the Block concert is tonight. I would go, but I have gained like 100 pounds since Jonathan saw me last. I want him to remember me the way I was.

18 Comments:

Blogger Jay said...

I'm not sure that the top of your head of your head would be that memorable.

1:32 PM  
Blogger Jay said...

Shit.

1:32 PM  
Blogger Jamie said...

I was so in love with Jonathan:)

1:49 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

jay - i hope you are saying shit because you opened up an entire comment section for bj jokes at my expense.

jamie - i liked him too but only because i thought he was the most attainable. he had armpit hair. gross.

2:14 PM  
Anonymous Porty said...

I was always a Jordan man myself. I'm just sayin'

2:20 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

porty - all of my friends liked jordan too. the way i see it, if they came to town, i'd have to wait in line to make out with a new kid if i insisted on jordan. jonathan though, the line would be short and i'd be out in time to catch "fifteen" at 4 o'clock. it's all about strategy, man.

2:27 PM  
Anonymous Porty said...

Way to shoot for just above knee level. Although, I will admit a certain admiration of such brilliantly crafted strategy. Cuz honestly, I'd give up a kiss with any person on the planet for just 30 seconds of tussling Joe's Irish curls...Mmmmmm

2:51 PM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

I am sorry that you were at the right age to be affected by their boyish charms. Life would have been much better for you if you were smitten by the New Edition.

3:11 PM  
Anonymous Porty said...

This is too funny! I just checked my email and what's in there? An ad for the upcoming NKOTB SLC show on 11/15. $20 tix with this "special" offer. I'm so there. I need me a cupa' Joe.

3:16 PM  
Blogger Christie said...

Isn't Jonathan the gay one? Most guys name Jonathan are gay.

4:05 PM  
Blogger JL said...

I went last Friday, and I'm currently waiting for Jordan to leave his wife for me. Then I'll break it to my husband.
Really- it was like the 12 year old girl in me was awakened again. Except this time I had a beer in hand.

11:13 PM  
Blogger Thomas said...

Did they sing any of their Christmas songs, JL?

12:37 AM  
Blogger Jay said...

Crystal -- It was because of the grammar error in attempting to burn you.

Christie -- You're gay!

1:02 PM  
Blogger Brandi said...

I knew we were cool for a reason. I loved Jonathan for the EXACT same reason!! I would have been in line with you! But me first because I don't want any of your sloppy seconds. I just would have to push Tiffany aside. Red headed bitch.

4:20 PM  
Anonymous Amber D. said...

Speaking as one who DID make the show, I would rate that concert in my top three all time, hands down. I felt like a 7th grader all over again. Then Jordan took off his shirt and I lost it. I didn't even care that I spilled my entire beer...

5:05 AM  
Blogger JL said...

No Christmas songs, but I'm with Amber regarding Jordan taking his shirt off. You would have thought it was my first time seeing a man's chest.

1:52 PM  
Anonymous denise said...

I wish you'd stop putting yourself down - You Are Beautiful. Tall, slender, long legs, flat tummy, big boobs and cute face.

Ok, so you don't have much of an ass.. but Dang!

1:10 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

ha denise - i was like 8 years old then. now i am a grown up. the hundred pounds is mostly made up of boobies and armpit hair. i am not really putting myself down.

7:42 AM  

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