Tuesday, February 03, 2009

I got tagged

by Sassy Pants Mama.

Here is the purse I am carrying. I got it when I went to New York with my mom and her friend who has a 23 year old son that speaks 4(!!!) different languages. He talked the guy in a hidden room down about $30 and settled on $25 and when he was finished, I was all, "Thanks for speakin oriental to that guy for me. Can I borrow 25 bucks?" So I got the bag. The fabulous fake Gucci bag that looks pretty real to me. I was all excited til I got home and realized people may actually think I paid $800 for a purse. I could hear their thoughts, "Why is she wearing red fake plastic Walmart crocs and carrying a Gucci bag??" "She should have spent that $800 on microderm abrasion instead of grossly priced accessories" So now I try to hide the label so that it is facing my body, but people still notice. Still, it is damn cute and I will work it.

What is in it?

1. My mom's friend gave me a bag from the Museum of Modern Art in NY and it is rad. I carry my make up in it.

2. Wallet

3. NoDoz - I can't sleep at work anymore. Damn cubicles.

4. A half of a leaf

5. Elkskin coinpurse that my mom got me from Norway. It reminds me of a kangaroo scrotum and it smells delicious.

6. 10 Zip ties. You never know.

7. A brush for my nap

8. A straw
Look at these boots I got this weekend! They are awesome.

I don't know a lot about boots. These are Lucchese boots. I had to ask for them at the counter and I said, "I got boots waiting. They are the Loo-cheese-ies" and she looked at me like she was trying to figure out if I was just trying to be funny or if I really was that dumb and then she said, "You mean, 'Lou Casey'?" Yeah, those. Good stuff, these things. I am going to wear them with dresses and hook up with drug dealers that I barely know in alleys on top of cars so people will quit threatening my family; drug dealers that I will subsequently hire to help me run my grow house.


OpenID quantumfauxpas said...

I absolutely LOVE that purse. Gimme.

9:08 PM  
Blogger Amber D. said...

I'm TOTALLY digging those boots. Don't wear them around me, I'll hog tie you down and steal 'em like a good country girl should.

Um yeah you've been MIA, we need to rectify that situation. (I just said that because I know you'll love the use of the word RECTIFY, you'll think it's dirrrrty.)

5:40 AM  
Blogger Ryan said...

You must have large hands that make sewing difficult. Otherwise you would not have made it out of that secret chinatown labyrinth.

7:46 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

Those are epic hand towel racks hanging from the side of your purse. Do they make them in a pooter finish?

2:34 PM  
Blogger Anthony S. said...

Is it cliche to say I love Weeds? Little boxes, little boxes...

1:55 AM  
Blogger Jay said...

Wow. I, too, should purchase more items in my quest to become a walking dichotomy. I'm thinking a hoodie (tags still on of course) paired with some new Wingtips is a good place to start.

3:22 PM  
Blogger Brandi said...

Canal Street.

Gucci? Louis Vuitton? Chanel? It was freaky how random people leaning on a wall would suddenly perk up and be all slick and shit. I was scared I was going to get raped so I told all of them I wasn't interested. Back rooms scare me.

9:16 PM  
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