I got tagged
by Sassy Pants Mama.
I don't know a lot about boots. These are Lucchese boots. I had to ask for them at the counter and I said, "I got boots waiting. They are the Loo-cheese-ies" and she looked at me like she was trying to figure out if I was just trying to be funny or if I really was that dumb and then she said, "You mean, 'Lou Casey'?" Yeah, those. Good stuff, these things. I am going to wear them with dresses and hook up with drug dealers that I barely know in alleys on top of cars so people will quit threatening my family; drug dealers that I will subsequently hire to help me run my grow house.
Here is the purse I am carrying. I got it when I went to New York with my mom and her friend who has a 23 year old son that speaks 4(!!!) different languages. He talked the guy in a hidden room down about $30 and settled on $25 and when he was finished, I was all, "Thanks for speakin oriental to that guy for me. Can I borrow 25 bucks?" So I got the bag. The fabulous fake Gucci bag that looks pretty real to me. I was all excited til I got home and realized people may actually think I paid $800 for a purse. I could hear their thoughts, "Why is she wearing red fake plastic Walmart crocs and carrying a Gucci bag??" "She should have spent that $800 on microderm abrasion instead of grossly priced accessories" So now I try to hide the label so that it is facing my body, but people still notice. Still, it is damn cute and I will work it.
What is in it?
1. My mom's friend gave me a bag from the Museum of Modern Art in NY and it is rad. I carry my make up in it.
2. Wallet
3. NoDoz - I can't sleep at work anymore. Damn cubicles.
4. A half of a leaf
5. Elkskin coinpurse that my mom got me from Norway. It reminds me of a kangaroo scrotum and it smells delicious.
6. 10 Zip ties. You never know.
7. A brush for my nap
8. A straw
Look at these boots I got this weekend! They are awesome.
9 Comments:
I absolutely LOVE that purse. Gimme.
I'm TOTALLY digging those boots. Don't wear them around me, I'll hog tie you down and steal 'em like a good country girl should.
Um yeah you've been MIA, we need to rectify that situation. (I just said that because I know you'll love the use of the word RECTIFY, you'll think it's dirrrrty.)
You must have large hands that make sewing difficult. Otherwise you would not have made it out of that secret chinatown labyrinth.
Those are epic hand towel racks hanging from the side of your purse. Do they make them in a pooter finish?
Is it cliche to say I love Weeds? Little boxes, little boxes...
Wow. I, too, should purchase more items in my quest to become a walking dichotomy. I'm thinking a hoodie (tags still on of course) paired with some new Wingtips is a good place to start.
Canal Street.
Gucci? Louis Vuitton? Chanel? It was freaky how random people leaning on a wall would suddenly perk up and be all slick and shit. I was scared I was going to get raped so I told all of them I wasn't interested. Back rooms scare me.
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