Saturday, August 22, 2009

I have been keeping a secret...



Blogger Fat Sparrow said...

I knew it! You're knocked up!

12:09 PM  
Blogger Fat Sparrow said...

No, wait, it's herpes.

You have a penis?

That "Not-so-fresh-feeling"?

Damn, this is why I never pick the winning Lottery numbers...

12:11 PM  
Blogger The Mop said...

He is gay right! White Linen pants, Livestrong band... in sandals.

He is moving to miami? to be with his "Mates"..

Just playing "Jealous"


2:52 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

Sparrow - "Are you pregnant?" is the VERY FIRST thing my mother asked me. She left out the herpes thing and she knows I don't have a penis. But I am about to have my own to play with whenever I want!

Thanks, Mop! - it's funny because, actually, he had to buy pants because the restaurant required them and that's a resort bracelet in livestrong's clothing.

3:01 PM  
Blogger Brandi said...


3:15 PM  
Blogger Fat Sparrow said...

Hah, you didn't deny that "Not-so-fresh-feeling"!

Congrats, you!

3:29 PM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

It's about damn time!

Seriously, I am very happy for you. You two seemed like the real deal from the beginning.

10:53 PM  
Blogger heatherfeather said...

Dude Crystal, what kind of a resort requires pants? Was this a vacation or not?!


3:19 AM  
Anonymous denise said...

Very Very Happy for you! And Glad I don't have to keep That secret anymore :-D

Surviving breast cancer...

9:05 AM  
Blogger Blur said...

Well Congrats! Good for you dear. Your vacation looked fun as well... I can't wait to hear all the craziness that will ensue in the coming months.

11:27 AM  
Blogger Paige Jennifer said...


7:09 AM  
Blogger Ed Adams said...

Congrats! What a lucky man. You are hilarious. I just started following your blog, and have since went back and reread everything I missed. Pathetic, I know.

9:57 AM  
Blogger CrazyAssMomma said...



9:25 AM  
Blogger Jay Ferris said...

OMG! He finally asked you to do anal!? You are the luckiest girl ever!

9:36 AM  
Blogger Sassy Pants said...

So when is the party? :)

7:09 AM  
Blogger Sean said...

uh wow. congrats.

6:54 PM  
Blogger Anthony S. said...

Lucky man. Congratulations to you.

9:52 PM  
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11:17 AM  

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