Sometimes I have to kill a squirrel
I broke Ryan's pellet gun trying to shoot a potentially rabid squirrel that was harassing Bogey. Perhaps if I'd worn only boots and underwear, things would have gone more smoothly. Now I am going to have to squeeze his neck with calipers. So there's an idea.
I am also open to other suggestions....
Please advise.
posted by Crystal at 10:21 AM
6 Comments:
Boots and Underwear?
Were you trying to scare the squirrel with your beaver?
As with most of life's problems, this one can easily be solved with a well-placed ninja star.
Ed - ha. Is there any other way? Beaver post to follow.
Jay - I guess I could place it in his FACE? One problem...don't you have to be Asian and a ninja for that to work?
Well, you have to tell us what is wrong with it!
or is this one of those chick things where we are just supposed to listen and be supportive?
Awwww, It will work out!
This post can totally be read as being code for some type of kinky sex you were having.
Wanna borrow my shot gun? I fucking hate squirrels.
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