Friday, October 02, 2009

Sometimes I have to kill a squirrel

I broke Ryan's pellet gun trying to shoot a potentially rabid squirrel that was harassing Bogey. Perhaps if I'd worn only boots and underwear, things would have gone more smoothly. Now I am going to have to squeeze his neck with calipers. So there's an idea.

I am also open to other suggestions....

Please advise.

6 Comments:

Blogger Ed Adams said...

Boots and Underwear?

Were you trying to scare the squirrel with your beaver?

10:50 AM  
Blogger Jay Ferris said...

As with most of life's problems, this one can easily be solved with a well-placed ninja star.

11:13 AM  
Blogger Crystal said...

Ed - ha. Is there any other way? Beaver post to follow.

Jay - I guess I could place it in his FACE? One problem...don't you have to be Asian and a ninja for that to work?

11:37 AM  
Blogger The Mop said...

Well, you have to tell us what is wrong with it!

or is this one of those chick things where we are just supposed to listen and be supportive?

Awwww, It will work out!

4:33 PM  
Blogger Fat Sparrow said...

This post can totally be read as being code for some type of kinky sex you were having.

12:44 AM  
Blogger Courtney said...

Wanna borrow my shot gun? I fucking hate squirrels.

8:20 AM  

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