An Excerpt From A Conversation Had Yesterday
"Well, technically I didn't lie to you. You asked if I had a girlfriend or a wife, but you didn't ask if I had a fiancee."
Listen up Ladies! Always ask about the girlfriend, the wife, the fiancee, the sancha, the eff buddy, etc. You never know these days.
Know what I do know? I know that I don't feel like driving a Mustang anymore. I don't feel like driving anything anymore. I want to get to places on my own two feet. Unless it's really really far or I start going through car withdrawl. Then I will catch a ride in some big family sedan with air bags and a good crash-test rating.
Listen up Ladies! Always ask about the girlfriend, the wife, the fiancee, the sancha, the eff buddy, etc. You never know these days.
Know what I do know? I know that I don't feel like driving a Mustang anymore. I don't feel like driving anything anymore. I want to get to places on my own two feet. Unless it's really really far or I start going through car withdrawl. Then I will catch a ride in some big family sedan with air bags and a good crash-test rating.
posted by Crystal at 12:36 PM
4 Comments:
I vote for the narc-ing! Find out who his fincee is and forward some or all of his text messages to her, or something. I don't actually have text messaging, so I don't know anything about it, but you get the idea.
I found that asking "Is there any female in your life who would consider herself your wife, girlfriend or partner in any form" usually covers their "technicalities" :-)
what a cornholio, a lie by omission is still a lie. better you found out now before you had committed any further. thank god for small blessings. NEXT!!!
oh and He Will Get His and his finance will surely figure it out eventually. I firmly believe in karma.
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