Friday, April 21, 2006


the last time i posted a picture of my ass on here, nobody commented for, like, a whole freaking week. i should have known not to show the monkey. i should have known...


Blogger Matthew Koutzun said...

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7:40 AM  
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7:50 AM  
Blogger heatherfeather said...

um, i've seen enormous asses, and yours is not one of them.

more specifically, i see enormous ass every time someone takes a picture of me from behind, or i look over my shoulder to see if these pants will fool anyone into thinking my ass is not enormous.

8:31 AM  
Blogger Scott said...

Nice ass.... hehehe.



8:44 AM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

Tease! Do you seriously own a glock?

9:35 AM  
Blogger Clearlykels said...

That takes guts and you pulled it off fabulously.

10:21 AM  
Blogger Anthony S. said...

Is that a harp I hear?

10:41 AM  
Blogger Chris Cope said...

You had a boyfriend when you posted pictures of your ass. Maybe people saw that picture when it was posted but couldn't think of a tame enough comment for a while.

11:15 AM  
Blogger Ashley said...

dude. You totally have a nice ass. That's all I gotta say about that!

12:35 PM  
Blogger markis said...

i'm curious, do you have animal correlations to other, uh, parts?

2:26 PM  
Blogger markis said...

and, from the picture, did i fail to mention how nice those hard wood floors look? they look really good.

2:28 PM  
Blogger Gentleman-hobbs said...

Fortunately I have several friends who are conneurseurs - Rimmingham-Rigid, Fanny On-Tap, MR T Shirt Lifter, Phil O' Biter and Sir Bummalot. All these and chapesses chaps would applaud you if you put your arse up. Mr Wheatfrom-Chaff however likes feet.

2:30 PM  
Blogger Karin said...

Are you nuts? You have a totally hot ass.

Just remember, most people see your ass packaged up in jeans -- and I imagine the ones who see it up close and in the flesh are too preoccupied with um, *other things*, to take notice of any (self-exaggerated) imperfections.

3:35 PM  
Anonymous denise d said...

Oh Hush, you Silly Girl! You do NOT have a Big Ass. Honey - I HAVE A BIG ASS *LMAO* You have a Fine Ass, and you know how to, And Do, walk that roll-it hula walk which makes the Boyz twist their lil heads off HAHAHAHA!!

4:36 PM  
Blogger tinyhands said...

I agree, that's a pretty tasty ass. Give my love to the monkey.

9:28 PM  
Anonymous God in Heaven said...

I personally picked out the casting for your ass, Crystal. It is a fine ass indeed--use it wisely. But, I am a little dissapointed that you're still smoking, and lay off the Slim Jims, please. Remember, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away, my child.

11:24 PM  
Blogger Neal said...

Feeling low? Need comments? Put a picture of your ass on your blog. Guaranteed to improve your self-image or your money back.

Crystal, I will never believe anything you say from this point forward about you having a larg ass (or thighs or calves or waist or whatever).

For what it's worth, I hadn't started reading this blog back then.

3:26 AM  
Blogger Thomas said...

Ass men of the world, unite!

12:34 AM  
Blogger Logophile said...

Alright Crystal, largely due to
The Grunt,
I posted a pic of my ass in solidarity.
You have a great ass!
Me on the other hand, Queen wrote a song about gals like me. S'ok though, I happen to have a man who likes it that way.

1:02 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

God, but i LOVE slim jims and cigarettes!!!

3:18 PM  
Anonymous God in Heaven Riding a Unicorn said...

Okay, okay, but the deal is you have to start smoking the Slim Jims and eating the cigarettes. By the way, that Grunt fellow used to chew, so don't take shit from him on this one.

9:44 PM  

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