Friday, April 21, 2006

Readership

the last time i posted a picture of my ass on here, nobody commented for, like, a whole freaking week. i should have known not to show the monkey. i should have known...

12 Comments:

Blogger MKoutzun said...

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7:40 AM  
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7:50 AM  
Blogger heatherfeather said...

um, i've seen enormous asses, and yours is not one of them.

more specifically, i see enormous ass every time someone takes a picture of me from behind, or i look over my shoulder to see if these pants will fool anyone into thinking my ass is not enormous.

8:31 AM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

Tease! Do you seriously own a glock?

9:35 AM  
Blogger Clearlykels said...

That takes guts and you pulled it off fabulously.

10:21 AM  
Blogger Anthony S. said...

Is that a harp I hear?

10:41 AM  
Blogger Karin said...

Are you nuts? You have a totally hot ass.

Just remember, most people see your ass packaged up in jeans -- and I imagine the ones who see it up close and in the flesh are too preoccupied with um, *other things*, to take notice of any (self-exaggerated) imperfections.

3:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I personally picked out the casting for your ass, Crystal. It is a fine ass indeed--use it wisely. But, I am a little dissapointed that you're still smoking, and lay off the Slim Jims, please. Remember, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away, my child.

11:24 PM  
Blogger Neal said...

Feeling low? Need comments? Put a picture of your ass on your blog. Guaranteed to improve your self-image or your money back.

Crystal, I will never believe anything you say from this point forward about you having a larg ass (or thighs or calves or waist or whatever).

For what it's worth, I hadn't started reading this blog back then.

3:26 AM  
Blogger Logophile said...

Alright Crystal, largely due to
The Grunt,
I posted a pic of my ass in solidarity.
You have a great ass!
Me on the other hand, Queen wrote a song about gals like me. S'ok though, I happen to have a man who likes it that way.

1:02 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

God, but i LOVE slim jims and cigarettes!!!

3:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, okay, but the deal is you have to start smoking the Slim Jims and eating the cigarettes. By the way, that Grunt fellow used to chew, so don't take shit from him on this one.

9:44 PM  

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