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the last time i posted a picture of my ass on here, nobody commented for, like, a whole freaking week. i should have known not to show the monkey. i should have known...
posted by Crystal at 7:30 AM
Friday, April 21, 2006
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um, i've seen enormous asses, and yours is not one of them.
more specifically, i see enormous ass every time someone takes a picture of me from behind, or i look over my shoulder to see if these pants will fool anyone into thinking my ass is not enormous.
Tease! Do you seriously own a glock?
That takes guts and you pulled it off fabulously.
Is that a harp I hear?
Are you nuts? You have a totally hot ass.
Just remember, most people see your ass packaged up in jeans -- and I imagine the ones who see it up close and in the flesh are too preoccupied with um, *other things*, to take notice of any (self-exaggerated) imperfections.
I personally picked out the casting for your ass, Crystal. It is a fine ass indeed--use it wisely. But, I am a little dissapointed that you're still smoking, and lay off the Slim Jims, please. Remember, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away, my child.
Feeling low? Need comments? Put a picture of your ass on your blog. Guaranteed to improve your self-image or your money back.
Crystal, I will never believe anything you say from this point forward about you having a larg ass (or thighs or calves or waist or whatever).
For what it's worth, I hadn't started reading this blog back then.
Alright Crystal, largely due to
The Grunt,
I posted a pic of my ass in solidarity.
You have a great ass!
Me on the other hand, Queen wrote a song about gals like me. S'ok though, I happen to have a man who likes it that way.
God, but i LOVE slim jims and cigarettes!!!
Okay, okay, but the deal is you have to start smoking the Slim Jims and eating the cigarettes. By the way, that Grunt fellow used to chew, so don't take shit from him on this one.
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