Back in the day...
Crystal - 20 pounds
I wonder if I'll ever get in that kind of shape again. It's amazing because my diet then consisted of cheeseburgers and beer. Doesn't work so much for me anymore. Dumb metabolism. You can suck it.
posted by Crystal at 7:21 AM
6 Comments:
Doesn't that suck about getting older? Actually having to care about what we eat. Boourns.
Nice picture.
Scott
Phwoar. I would like to quickly redirect everyone's attention to this post. As soon as my heart recovers from this picture, Roseanne, Al Sharpton and I will be doing a happy dance.
Dear Penthouse...
You look amazing still. I suspect that when time machines are invented, that many will be set to those coordinates.
Crystal, you will always look amazing. Accept that as a given and don't waste any more time thinking negative thoughts about yourself.
Crystal in that picture + 40lbs = still hot.
Just do what I do, covert your weight to Kilos but don't specify it. Currently I weigh 79.3. Even if you tell someone it is in kilos, unless they are a scientist or a Canadian people will have no idea what that really is and will smile not wanting to admit their lack of knowledge.
If you have really been hogging out you can use stones which is even more impressive - I weigh 12.5 stones.
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