Friday, June 30, 2006

Tip #6 - Get Your Game Face On

I am going on another date tonight with Mike so I am practicing my hand-eye and knee-balls coordination. It’s very important to prepare for a date in this manner because men will stop at nothing to cross your boundaries and steal your treasure. A sharp “No! Bad boy!” should work, but crushing their testicles with your knee is fool proof. It tends to prevent them from misbehaving for the rest of the evening.

4 Comments:

Blogger Neal said...

A knee to the testicles will pretty much shut down all behavior for the evening, as well as shutting down the nervous system, breathing, any hope of singing bass, and all touch with reality.

7:31 PM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

Very entertaining. When will this date come out on video?

12:10 AM  
Blogger Barry said...

It may prevent them from behaving at all - mis or otherwise... haha

12:26 AM  
Blogger Blur said...

I can't wait to take you home to meet the parents... They'll just love you.

4:15 PM  

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