The Hit-It List

So since I made y'all do it, I did it too. You can see other people's Doing-It Lists here:

Anthony
Pants, pants, PANTS!
Theodore Grunt

After reading all of theirs it kinda makes me want to do it with each one of them or at least have them make me a mix tape. I love me some mix tapes.

Thanks, you guys, I didn't realize what a time consuming project this was!!! There are so many I left out!

Here goes mine:

Category I: Dry Humping Songs

1. Centro-Matic - Rat Patrol & DJs
There is something about this guy’s voice that makes me want to wrap myself around the first thigh I see and vigorously pump.

2. The Cure – Halo
I’ve never felt like this with anyone before…you only have to smile and I’m dizzy. One of The Cure’s less depressing songs. It makes me WANT to really like someone so this is good for people I don’t like that much but make out with anyway just so they will stop talking.

3. Promise Ring – A Picture Postcard
These guys’ lyrics are kind of confusing and the guy is actually a terrible singer, but the part at the end where he starts screaming “If I put my hands to your stomach…” makes my insides melt and explode at the same time.

4. Jets to Brazil – Sweet Avenue
Melts my butter every time. Also makes me want to smoke cigarettes and bud at my fingertips and scratch part of him that’s purring.

5. Johnny Cash & June Carter – Help Me Make It Through The Night

6. The Wailing Walls - Gimme Drugs



Category II: Getting to Know Each Other Sexytime Songs

1. Nine Inch Nails – The Perfect Drug
The part where the tempo changes and he says “and I want you” is HOT.

2. Queens of the Stone Age – 3’s & 7’s
Really hot if I can keep myself from making “wuh wuh wuh” noises in the ear of my lovah.

3. Def Leopard – Pour Some Sugar On Me
Once, while out with friends, this song came on the juke box and I stood on the bar and poured the contents of Sweet-N-Low packets into the mouths of several gentlemen who were obviously desperate for my sachrin. Hot.

4a. Otis Redding – These Arms of Mine
4b. Solomon Burke – Cry to Me
Hey, if it is good enough for Baby, it is good enough for me.

5. Damien Rice featuring Lisa Hannigan – La Fille Danse
Are you kidding me? French panty dropping music here.

6. Regina Spektor - Samson
Beautiful.


Category III: Balls to the Wall Boning Songs

1. Ice Cube – Down for Whatever
I don’t think I need to even explain this one. Pimpin ain’t easy but it’s necessary.

2. Jawbreaker – Chesterfield King
This is the same lead singer as Jets to Brazil (above). This song is an awesome love story once you figure out the lyrics. It also may not be included on the balls to the wall list because I may have to stop what I am doing to violently bob my head around.

3. Lovage – Book of Love
This song literally smells of action. You are the griddle. I am the meat. You are the circus. I am the freak. I can turn you on like the electric company.

4. Portishead – Only You

5. David Banner – Play
This is a special occasion song. It is so graphic that I have to be in the right mood or else I just giggle behind my hand and blush the entire time.